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"Has anyone tried any of those whole body deoderants? The crotch funk is stronger and more foul the older I get.The wife won't go down on me unless I shower right before. I've been to the doc and he doesn't find anything worng."
There are a myriad of reasons for the odor. Sweat is the most common. If your doc can't find any other reason, I'd say try a whole-body deodorant like Mando. It couldn't hurt.
Readers: Anyone try it, yet?
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Mando works great for pits, balls and butt crack... also good for feet!
Some good ones here. And yes, I did mouth the word vacuum.
Luckily I don't have issues with that, thank heavens I would probably just bathe more and change my soap because I'll be damned and spend more money on yet another body product. Besides that if using all over body deodorant and somebody goes down on you they're going to taste the chemicals from that deodorant. So I say shower more and find the soap that agrees and does the trick
I have never personally tried it. I like the smell of men musk. Thanks for the laughs.
“LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE SURE YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE ON THE INTERNET ARGUING WITH STRANGERS ABOUT POLITICS.“ uh oh, busted. Hugs and bisous.
Has the reader been using antibacterial "deodorant" soaps? I got a recommendation from my chiropractor to avoid them: they kill off beneficial bacteria that naturally live on the skin, and which inhibit the growth of odor-causing bacteria. I've been using castile soap (liquid soap made from coconut and/or olive oil) as body wash for a couple of weeks, and so far I'm finding much less body odor even after a couple of days of skipping a shower. (It also works as a great shaving soap.) Worth a try.
Do you make your wife douche before you go down on her? I think a little of some man smell is a turn on. Any one else?
Never tried it
I don't know about the body odor?
I have never tried one of those all-body deodorant things. They smell like locker room and desperation.
And I have never watched one episode of the Kartrashians. I loathe them.
XOXO
I love that picture of the guy in jeans letting his uncut schlong loose. I -love- uncut schlongs! Love rounding them up!
That guy tripping over a cable could have been me. I was behind a row of racks, doing something in my job description, and tripped over a cable.
I immediately went into the next room and confessed to the network guys. I think I prevented WW3 or something.
Tell the wife to deal with it as she did the baby diapers. Seriously, I have never had to use a whole body deodorant so can't comment on its use, but I expect some of them just mask odour with a different one. Look to clothing that keeps recreating a perfect environment for nasties to breed and perhaps try looser fitting items that allow air to circulate (preferably naked) and change clothing daily. Perhaps the OP will need to shower twice a day with an antibacterial wash to get it under control, or maybe the OP has a fungal infection, although I expect they would know about it by now as it tends to itch.
So... as someone with a great deal of experience with my head down there... I can tell you this. As we age, our immune system starts to retire. Many older men I've 'encountered' (what a nice euphuism) have issues with yeast. It's typically slight... and they are unaware of it. But for those of us who love to service the community... I mean, do community service, well... even a hint can be off-putting. It gets in the nostrils and will remain until they are hosed out. So... That is a possibility. The solution? Get Selun Blue. It's a dandruff shampoo, but contains an active ingredient that will rid you of that taint taint. Once you have the problem taken care of... you can use it once a week and that will keep the issue at bay. It helps restore and maintain the PH balance in that area. And I swear it works. It stings like hell the first few times... if you have a severe issue - but after that? It's a summer breeze. Kizzes.
Good to know. Thanks, Boz.
LOL. So did I.
I wondered if part of the issue could be the soap he's using.
At some point as we age, it gets noxious.
LOL. You and me, both! Hey, someone has to do it.
Hugs and bisous!
I did wonder if his current soap could be the culprit.
A little is fine, but it appears his has gotten noxious.
Neither have I --- on either count. XOXO
At least you fessed up!
That's another part of the solution --- letting the area get some fresh air.
He did say he'd seen his doctor. Fresh air could certainly help along with looser clothing.
Thanks, Upton.... Never thought about using a shampoo for showering.
From a source on the internet:
"Selenium sulfide 1% and 2.5% strengths are used on the scalp to help control the symptoms of dandruff and seborrheic dermatitis. Selenium sulfide 2.5% strength is used also on the body to treat tinea versicolor (a type of fungus infection of the skin). In the United States, the 2.5% strength is available only with your doctor's prescription."
Selsun Blue has 1% Selenium Sulfide. The Selsun Blue brand name has been discontinued in the U.S.
In Australia you can still get Selsun Gold 2.5% over the counter.
I have to get back on it to help treat a chronic jock itch problem.
I have also wondered whether aging results in body oils becoming impacted in oil glands and going rancid, which would require more of a scouring/massaging to clean out than a simple wash.
How did I mess these! Great collection!!
I wonder if Head & Shoulders would work?
There's **something** about the aging process that causes it.
Thanks!
Change whatever soap you are using and are you washing your bits properly (soaping it up, pull the skin back if uncut and rinse thoroughly)? Look at what your underwear is made out of too. Bamboo is really good at keeping your bits comfortable without cooking them.
Swapping your soap out for something that is soap free makes a big difference. Picking one that has an oil in it even better (coconut, safflower, babassu are all gentle on skin, easily absorbed and are similar pH to our skin and have some anti-bacterial properties).
Do you need deodorant for down there? Unless it stinks like a swamp mid summers day then no. If the area is dry then use a moisturiser straight after shower (while skin is still wet) for the next time.
If the area is too dry it will overproduce oil and if your wearing underwear all day its going to absorb it and have your dick smelling like a swamp when you drop pants later in the night.
You're correct - it just might have something to do with the soap he's using. And getting rid of ALL bacteria isn't always a good thing.
I’ve used baking soda in my shorts for decades, works for me. I know a couple of guys who wear bicycle shorts as underwear. Not cheap but it seems to work for them.
Excellent suggestion. I know some men have used corn starch (which would seem to get pretty nasty with a lot of sweat. There's always Gold Bond powder, too.
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