Morning
Blogger's Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent --- it doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. LOL Yesterday's post with the official Mid-Century Modern trailer and Midweek Mirth memes was "put behind the Sensitive Content Warning for violating community standards."
You all know I freeball; can't stand wearing briefs.
But there are times when they are called for.
Years ago Skivvies made a "select-a-pouch" design that was comfy --- supported the goods without any bunch or scrunch. I was in need of some fresh ones. Well, they stopped making them. Dammit.
I was on a mission
and found these from Real Men Apparel.
Because all men are NOT created equal. Hallelujah! Saints be praised. These are the real thing, guys. Sizes XS to 5XL, all with an A, B, C, or D size pouch. Got the perfect fit boxer brief in a Large, C pouch. The Modal fabric is soft and silky, the waistband doesn't curl or fold, the legs don't bunch or ride up. They make briefs with or without the "V" fly.
Need to figure out what size pouch you need? They've got a sizing chart up-front and visible.
Cup your package in one hand. Does it fill your hand like a Billiard Ball (A), Tennis Ball (B), Pickle Ball (C), or a Baseball (D)?
After having them on for about an hour, I noticed the pouch just kind of gently molded itself around the bits. Need something for sports? They have it. Prefer wearing a jock strap? They have it. Prefer a strapless jock? They have it.
So, if you're not a commando kind of guy or you need to wear briefs for some reason, I highly recommend these.
And you know I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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For Anon:
Blogger's Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent --- it doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. LOL Yesterday's post with the official Mid-Century Modern trailer and Midweek Mirth memes was "put behind the Sensitive Content Warning for violating community standards."
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From Real Men Apparel. Because all men are NOT created equal. Hallelujah! Saints be praised. These are the real thing, guys. Sizes XS to 5XL, all with an A, B, C, or D size pouch. Got the perfect fit boxer brief in a Large, C pouch. The Modal fabric is soft and silky, the waistband doesn't curl or fold, the legs don't bunch or ride up. They make briefs with or without the "V" fly.
OMG what?
AI is such a pest!
And who knew you could choose your underwear the same way women choose a bra???
XOXO
I'm glad you found a replacement. I looked at their website and was surprised the cost was reasonable. However, I was hoping for a view inside, to see how they work.
Right??? It really IS like choosing a cup size. It's about fucking time. And it's heavenly.
XOXO
It's a simple pouch.... no gimmicky separation. It feels like a natural hang for everything, as if you're not wearing any underwear.
I know you got enough down below to choke a horse, so if you need help stuffing it in your underwear let me know!
Better buy soon. From our “for-now friendly Canadian neighbors” this huge ad in the Washington Post and New York Times. Hugs and bisous.:
TARIFFS ARE A TAX
ON HARDWORKING AMERICANS
Paid for by the Government of Canada
Canada
AI basically learns from social commentary on the internet, so if the majority opinion it finds is that people think naked erect dicks are gross and the algorithm censors on gross, then adios to matching items. It's probably dumb enough to only find comments about items that are gross when there are few comments about those same items that do not call them gross (who constantly praises things versus deriding them? We usually only comment on things we find negative).
It's about time they had equality with women for underwear designed to fit the diversity that exists, however, women still come out ahead in comfort with AAA, AA, A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, and N. I think men should have at least a DD added.
It reminds me of an anecdote from the war where the officials were considering renaming condoms to Large, Huge and OMG!
We need a new standart for sure
If you need any extra hands to make sure you get the correct fit... just let me know. I have a lot of free time on my hands these days. Kizzes.
LOL. Hey, it's a C pouch, but okay!
We're thinking we need to go stock up on all kinds of supplies this weekend.
Canada is right!
Hugs and bisous.
Absolutely. I was thrilled when I found these.
I bet you'd get lots of requests!
I don't think we have that much of a range in dick sizes. But, I'd bet if this company gets enough requests, they'd make another larger sized pouch.
Food for thought on the skivvies! Thank you.
I was a certified LMT for 14 years. Loved it; I found I got a good, spiritual energy from giving massage. That said, of my clients, 98% of them were women. I had ONE... ONE male client for one session. He was a juice head and his muscles were so fucking dense that NO amount of massage was able to make an impact. I felt like I was beat to Hell afterwards from all the added strain I had to use to try and be effective. And no, I did not see any of his goods. I was glad for the session to be over.
But overweight women with big, floppy boobs? Yup! My favorite line was "Honey, you're hitting me with the high beams!" as I would pause and reposition the draping. We'd laugh and go on with the massage.
It has always struck me as kind of ridiculous that men finally get supportive and comfortable underwear, but outerwear is still impractical in that it tries to crush the package or direct it down one side or the other: trousers seem mainly designed for women who don't have a package to worry about. Perhaps fashion needs a reversal with men getting the dresses, sarongs, kilts, thawb, etc and women the pant-suit: asia and the middle-east have had the right idea all along.
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