Morning
"have you ever has someone flatout ask if you jack off?"
LOL. Of course. And I've readily admitted it.
Well, not the first time. That one was asked by a military psychologist. I was young (19), with a very high security clearance, and wasn't sure what would happen if I said "yes." Long story made short: I'd had quite the anxiety attack and was forced to see this guy before I could return to my squadron.
The dude said, "You're single, you say you don't pick up girls in the bars downtown. If you tell me you don't jack off, I can't report you as stable and release you back to work."
I finally did say yes.
Then he wanted to know how many times a week! Um...every day?
'Course, I did not mention the weekly barracks circle jerks.
LOL. It's funny now, but then? Not so much.
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