Long Shot (cont'd)

     Prolonged and heightened arousal leads to terrific orgasm. As an example: I went to bed on a Friday night and to help me get to sleep I enjoyed a quick session. I had the house to myself so even that was a satisfactory event because I didn’t have to worry about being too loud, anyone walking in on me, or cleaning up before falling asleep.

     There was a Jacks group meeting the next afternoon. The guy hosting had a great set-up; big house, big yard, huge pool and spa out back. By 1pm there were about 30 guys there, all naked, lounging around the patio or floating around in the pool, all sporting boners in a variety of stages. We had the run of the house, but the porn videos playing on the big screen TV in the family room garnered the most attention. Our host threw some burgers and hot dogs on the grill.

     Around 3pm two guys were lying on the lawn on the far side of the pool playing with each other’s dicks. It was all up from there. A group went inside to watch vids and stroke together and another group went into the master suite. I started with the group in the family room, on the couch between two guys. We spent a good 30 minutes stroking and fondling balls – one of them even broke the rules and leaned over to suck my cock for a few minutes.

     I moved out to the patio to take a break but my hard-on never wilted an iota. So I went into the master bedroom. Three guys were in one corner, one on the floor jacking the other two. Four were on the king-size bed and I joined them. They gladly let me in on the fun and for the next hour we enjoyed everything from simple stroking to cock2cock. One by one the other four guys got their nuts off and I still hadn’t cum.

     Bless this guy’s heart: He told me to lie back, relax and he’d make sure to take care of me until I came. Boy! did he ever! 45 minutes later, my cock as hard and straight as a steel chair leg, he placed a palm, slippery wet with my pre-cum, over my cockhead and rubbed it like he was polishing a knob. My heavy, full balls pulled up into position and my hips thrust my cock hard against his closed fist, it got harder and bigger. He grabbed the base of my shaft in one hand, cupped my balls with the other and placed two fingers against the little bulge of fluid in the prostate. When the muscles clamped down to fire the first rally and my ass lifted off the bed, he pushed his fingers down, squeezed the base of my cock and stroked up with the squirt. That initial shot of cum went over my head and splattered against the headboard. Don’t ask me what I yelled, but I know I did. It felt incredible. By the time I’d finished, my man-berries totally empty, I was drenched from abs to forehead, several streams of pearl-white ran down the headboard, his hand was loaded with my hot, slippery jizz, and cum was still oozing out and running down my softening cock which he continued to stroke. I heaved a sigh of relief and satisfaction, my body relaxed. He laughed and said, “Holy shit, how long have you been saving that up?”

I chuckled in return, told him “Since last night,” and thanked him for such an exquisite hand-job.

To paraphrase an old adage: The proof is in the ball-pudding, guys. If an old guy like me can shoot loads like that, you can too.

A Bigger Load

Okay, so it’s been a while since I’ve posted – except for a brief message to welcome Scott back from the land of beaten blogs. In the meantime, I wish I could say I was just lounging on the couch chillin’ out, or laying on a nude beach and jacking off, but I managed to make a few bucks, which really helps when it’s time to make the mortgage payment. LOL!

On other fronts, I’ve answered a few questions via email and messages on other sites. I do appreciate the questions – sometimes they fuel the creative juices for the blog.

One question I’ve answered in a few different places goes something like this: “Can I build up a bigger load of cum and can I learn to cum harder or farther?” And the answer to both portions of the question is: Yes.

It’s been mentioned here before that the more cum we spew when we shoot ( which I represent as (v) ) and the harder we cum, or the more force behind each spurt (which I represent as (V) ) the more satisfactory the orgasm is for us. There’s not any huge secret behind building up a bigger load. It’s the simple formulae: (v)(V) = BMO, or in layman’s terms: volume x Velocity = Better Male Orgasm.

The two main ingredients to more cum are:

1.                        Stay hydrated. This doesn’t mean drink tons of water. As a doctor once told me, “All that does is make you pee more.” It means drink plenty of fluids during the day, not drown yourself. And remember when you have allergies or a common cold, taking any type of antihistamine tends to dry up the seminal fluids as well as your sinuses. Yes, there are forms of medications that increase semen production, but trust me you don’t want the other side effects that would ride along (i.e., diarrhea and sweating like a racehorse, among others); besides you need an Rx.

2.                        Play with yourself. A lot! Tease your dick every few minutes. Squeeze your balls, grab your crotch. But not so much that you get a hard-on. It’s like edging but you aren’t actually stroking your cock. Just play and tease, tease and play. Think about sex. Make your stick drool, create that wet spot in your briefs. And the wonderful thing about this is you can do it all day long at work and no one knows; you can do it sitting on the sofa next to the wife and kids and they don’t have a clue. By yourself? Surf porn – but keep your hands on the keyboard and mouse – the one that helps you navigate the computer, not the one between your legs. I’ll do this for as much as 8 to 10 hours before I’ll bone up and jack off.

Increasing the force behind your shots of cum begins with doing Kegel exercises. Yeah, I know you’ve heard about those and you thought they were only for women to tighten up the vaginal muscles. Well, guess what? They do a great job for us guys too. They’ll strengthen the muscles that anchor the root of our roots. When we jizz, those muscles contract to help jettison the cum up through the shaft. The stronger those muscles are, the harder they squeeze with each spasm and the more force behind the spurts. And there’s another benefit to them too. The upward angle will increase. Mini-me will stand up tall and do you proud!

You want your cock to point at the ceiling instead of the wall? Do Kegels. When you sprout that log, flex those muscles around the root of your dick and you’ll see a nice increase in the upward angle.

Yes, there’s more… But I’ll save it for the next post. ‘Til then, start those Kegels. Then, because you’ve been good and done your homework, go ahead and pound one out!