Dick-Death Cycles

I can see it is time to repeat a warning about boner killers.

"OMG! I get this problem, usually after riding the lifecycle at the gym! My groin is NUMB after 20-30 min on a bike seat, and my cock just hides inside! It's painful yet arousing - while the numbness sensation is present, I feel like I am about to blow an incredible load. I generally rush into the men's room and to a urinal/stall to pull my cock back out from hiding and let the sensation pass." - Rad

Gyms and Health Clubs are supposed to be assisting people in remaining healthy. Obviously, yours doesn't think boners are important.

The reason your groin goes numb is because the seats on those bikes are smashing the nerve bundle along the perineum. 

 

Do this often enough and you've killed your boners. This is the same nerve bundle that Urologists try to save during Prostate surgery. Destroy the nerve bundle, destroy the ability to get erections.

The approved bicycle seats for men are designed specifically to protect the nerve bundle. 

It is past time for you to either cease using the "life"cyles (rather, Dick Death cycles) or have a very serious discussion with the owner or management of the gym. If they don't believe you, tell them to do the research themselves. They can start with the Harvard Health Blog, here: "Biking and Sex - Avoid the Vicious Cycle."

If that's not enough, this Columbia Urology report might help: "Erectile Dysfunction and Urethral Stricture"

Still not enough? There's a reason the pros use the proper seats. Here's the latest report from Bicycling.com: "Saddle Soreness for Men: Avoid Damaging Your Man Parts on a Ride"

Better yet, print those reports and hand them to the management. If the gym refuses to replace the seats, start warning anyone and everyone who gets on that equipment. But, by all means - stay away from those boner killers!

Find some other way to get in that Cardio workout.

Known Boner Killers

And, here's a topic we haven't covered in a long, long while.

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No, not boners. Well, on second thought, yes...boners.

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But for guys who sit all day long at a desk, and especially you guys who ride bicycles, must be cautious about damaging the nerve bundle along the perineum; the root of the cock. This is the same bundle of nerves that surgeons can damage during prostate removal. Slice the wrong nerve, and...no more boners. Crush the nerves from sitting too long, or riding a bike and, again...so long boners.

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Sitting at a desk for hours at a time can slowly crush this tangle of nerves. Particularly if you use a wooden or hard plastic kitchen chair.

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Even if you use a padded office chair.

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Put a cushioning pillow under your ass. It becomes even more important as we age, because the typical man will begin to lose function, anyway, due to lowering T levels.

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Get up and move around for five to ten minutes each hour.

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But, even worse...bicycle seats are known boner killers.

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And they are worse than sitting all day. This damage can be avoided by purchasing the proper type of seat

which will

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save your boner.