Traveling Cock

Well, now, I sure hope you all enjoyed your weekend. I know I enjoyed mine. Good friends and good times. Watched last night's Oscar telecast and thought Seth did a commendable job. And the only real surprise - for me, anyway - was Ang Lee.

I'm going to be traveling for the next month. Yep - Month. Posts may be sporadic, but I will try to keep on track. Here's what I hope to be doing:

Though, have no fear, I'm sure there will be plenty of time for this...

Because, here at Big Whack Attack, we believe in keeping things healthy and in proper working order! Traveling should not stop you from doing what's necessary to keep your cock hard, cumming, and  in tip-top shape.

Break Time

Well, folks, I'm heading out of town in the morning. My mom will be celebrating her 90th birthday and has paid for the air fare so I can be a part of the celebrations. I hope she makes it long past her 90th. As you may recall, my dad died a couple months after his 90th. But, my mom - damn! I should be in as good of shape as she is. The woman is legally blind, still does all of her own cooking, cleaning, laundry, and walks a couple miles every day to boot!

I probably won't be posting while I'm gone. If things work out well, I'll get to do a bit of skinny-dipping with my brother in the Gulf!

In my abscence, you all know what to do, right?

Chill out.

Pop some good wood.

Stroke it and enjoy it.

Cum lots.

To keep it healthy and strong!

I'll see you all in about a week.

Up, Up, and Away

Okay, the funeral is done and (almost) all the necessary paperwork for mom is taken care of. My brother has already flown home and I will be heading back home over the weekend. Perhaps on Monday I can get back to the regular posts.

Have a terrific weekend. Happy New Year!

Have a fun time on New Year's Eve, but make it a safe one. Ring in 2012 properly guys: Money in one hand and your hard cock in the other. Both will point you toward a year with enough money in your pocket to survive and a well-functioning dick.