Put It Into Perspective

 

I really love getting questions and suggestions for posts.

"I live in the California high desert. Been here my whole life and we always pissed outside even when I was a kid. With the extended drought I think it's even more important to save water where we can. My wife hates that I go outside. What's your opinion of taking a whizz outside?"

The short answer: I'm with you.

One of the benefits of having a cock is the ability to find the nearest bush or tree or side of a building when we have to pee.

Since we live in a drought-stricken area, I took to pissing outside a long, long time ago. If every male did what he could to avoid having to flush a toilet or a urinal we could save hundreds of thousands of gallons of water every day. I think if women didn't have to wipe dry, they'd be on board with it.

But, if it will save you strife in your relationship, consider using a bottle or jar.

If money and space are no object, you might consider installing a residential urinal. There are waterless ones, though those require chemicals.

Contrive your own.

Or you could always piss in a sink. Then rinse it down when you wash your hands.

Or in the shower.

For anyone who might think a sink or shower a bit gross --- consider: Every drain in the house is connected to the same main sewer line. 

That may put it into perspective.

You could get a P-Tree urinal and install it in or outdoors.

A Google search will bring up options for outdoor (backyard) urinals you can purchase or make.

A Problem?

"I was in the hospital (non-COVID) and had a wierd situation. I needed to take a leak in the worse way but couldnt piss in the bedpan lyinng or sitting on that bed to save my life. A nurse had to come in to help me stand leaning against the edge of the bed and hold one of those bottle things under my dick. Its like I cant piss unless I'm standing up. Has anyone else have that problem?"

LOL.

I've always thought this was wishful thinking on womens' part.

Sorry for laughing. I don't think it's weird at all. When I was in for inguinal hernia surgery I couldn't piss unless I was standing. Though I had my wife there to help me swivel to get my feet on the floor and I planted my butt against the edge of the bed.

Thankfully, I didn't need anyone to hold the urinal or my cock, though I've outgrown being pee-shy.

I think it stems from habit. Men are accustomed to standing to take a leak. It's why we have urinals. 

And it's why we can pretty much piss anywhere if we need to.

I think that's all there is to it. But let's ask.

Guys: Can you piss if you're not standing?

Cheeky Bastard

It's been a long week... I think we might need a bit of levity.

Lighten things up.

Did somebody order Heavy Cream in their cereal?

Now? Seriously? When I'm trying to get ready for work?

Someone needs a proper education in cum rags

Are you trying to go straight to Hell?

I'll bet you can. Care to prove it, though?

Care to come in for a demonstration?

The 2016 Summer Fashion Line from Naturists, Inc

Talk about a public admission

Punching Bag??? Um...I think not.

Dudes! It's not a Performance Art installation!

Bro! Learn how to aim, dude.
(The power shot his buddy was not expecting.)

Stiff, as stiff should be.

Lordy! Does this guy really need to ask?

All right, bro. We'll see you when your done.

It may be a while.

My buddy was here a few days ago...he was kind enough to say, "Did you miss a few buttons, or are you trying to tell me something?" as he pushed a finger through and touched my cock; something he'd never done before in all the years we've been friends. Not that we haven't seen each other naked - good heavens we've been naked together more times than I could count. And had plenty of 'guy' conversations about jerking off, and stuff.

"Oops. Forgot." Yes, a bad habit I've gotten into since I'm home alone most of the day. The height of laziness, I admit, to not button up after taking a whizz.

When he got home, he emailed me this picture. 

Cheeky bastard. LOL.

Anyone ever get photos of you?

Do You Stay?

Once in a while Abby chooses a letter for her column that addresses issues general society doesn't care to discuss...and I hope it opens some dialogue. A man writes in about attending his local gym. He sometimes cannot avoid weekends when there appears to be many single dads bringing their kids along with them. While there is a "Family Locker Room," apparently very few choose to use it, preferring to take their kids into the regular ones.

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Neither he nor Abby proffered an opinion as to why. My guess: The adults are too shy to change in front of one another. I mean, God forbid, a woman other than his wife or girlfriend see his unwrapped package. For the woman's part, they are most likely afraid to be seen naked by all those single dads; afraid some guy might get a boner.

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The writer states, on a recent weekend, he walked in to the men's locker room to find a man and his young daughter completely naked. He asks Abby if this is some new trend, does he really have to put up with this.

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Abby suggested he avoid the gym on weekends, or perhaps speak to the management. The less of a deal we make over our naked bodies, the better; we (as a society) must get past the idea that a naked man is lewd, dirty, and not to be tolerated 

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You know I would stay and just go about my business.

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I've walked into men's rooms to piss and men have had their daughters in there with them. With a bank of urinals, men who followed me in halted for a second and went to a stall.

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I went to a urinal.

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If a dude doesn't have an issue with his daughter seeing a cock, then I certainly don't.

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So, guys, you walk into the locker room, and some guy has his daughter with him:

What would you do?

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Stay and change as usual, because it's no big deal?

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Stay to change, but do your best to hide yourself?

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Or leave?