Pronto.

 

Morning

Monday Giggles have been pre-empted by this comment left over the weekend.

"My husband has had issues for a couple weeks. First he's been unable to cum. We've tried every position possible and he still can't get it to shoot. Now he stands at the toilet straining to pee and still doesn't want to go see a doctor."

I'm not sure why guys are so shy about seeing our doctors when it comes to issues with our bits. Afraid of getting a boner, I imagine. 

But your husband's issue: that's not good. Not at all good. There's most likely an issue with his prostate, and I'd put my money on a severe infection. It will not resolve on its own - he needs medical attention. Trust me. While my infection didn't get to the point I couldn't take a leak, I wasn't able to cum.

According to the Oregon Urology Institute, an untreated prostate infection can lead to an abscess. If left untreated long enough, that can spread into the bloodstream and lead to sepsis. Which can be deadly.

Do not take no for an answer. Grab your husband by the balls and take him to an Urgent Care, or to a Urologist.

Pronto.

Like yesterday.

A boner in front of a doctor is better than weeks or months lying in a hospital bed fighting infection.

Then...make sure your husband is following these prescriptions:

This week's giggles will be posted tomorrow.