He Denies It

 

Morning

There are some things they do that should truly be noticed --- that should never be overlooked. Conducting a National Security military intel meeting via chat on Signal where the information can be easily hacked is one of them. It also means that Hegseth had to have transferred that info onto a non-secure device. Info like that should never be out of a SCIF.

He denied it, because of course he did. But Goldberg has the goods and I hope to hell he supplied it to the Dems on the Senate Intelligence Committee for this morning's hearing with Gabbard. What are the chances, she doesn't appear?

~~~SIGH~~~

It's enough to make a person want to drink.

Heavily.

Happy Monday

 

Morning

Monday Giggles

Oh, that was my mom, alright.

Hope you all had a wonderful weekend.

Happy Monday.

Barometer Rising

 

Morning

Not getting as hard as you should? Is your Barometer rising properly during the night?

Now, you can find out. The old cumbersome medical devices for measuring and tracking the phenomenon known as nocturnal tumescence are a thing of the past. It was only a matter of time before there was a FitBit for your bits. They were introduced to the market in 2021.

FirmTech offers this for $275.00.

Bill Maher talked about these on his show last week, saying some people are using it to track their partner's erections to see if they are cheating.  Though, with the number of spontaneous boners men get, I don't understand how they would know it was a cheating situation.

I have a tendency to agree with Maher's reaction:

"My Boner, My Business."

And maybe he's just jacking off.

In which case, it's still his business.

What's your reaction?

Winter Skin

 

Morning

Happy Spring Equinox!

They did it again. Yesterday's Midweek Mirth was placed behind their redundant Sensitive Content Warning. For a bunch of memes! It appears that more and more bloggers are getting the same treatment. Some. like Rick, more than once per day.

For those folks having issues because they refuse to sign in: I have found that by launching an Incognito session, I can access anything without logging in.

"I'm a straight male in a monogamous relationship. I manscape (trim the lawn, shave the shaft and sac) so I don't think there are any critters, but in the last few days my nut sac started itching like crazy. Any ideas?"

If you are certain there could be zero critters --- crab lice have been all but wiped out due to manscaping --- it could be a simple matter of dry skin. Usually referred to as Winter Skin, it hits people during seasonal cold and dry months. Top that off with the fact that most men don't use body lotion. Top that off by the fact that most men --- if they do use lotion --- don't think about using it on their cock or sac. Remember that is skin like any other on your body.

Get a good brand of body lotion that doesn't contain any alcohol. Suave on the cheap end at approx. $4.50;  Native ($13.97) or CeraVe ($14.99) at the high end. After you've showered and patted dry, use the lotion.

If you're cut (circumcised) you should also be putting a few drops of Vitamin E oil on the glans (cockhead) after each shower.

Try the lotion for a few days, if the itching continues, have your doctor take a look.