Morning
Not getting as hard as you should? Is your Barometer rising properly during the night?
Now, you can find out. The old cumbersome medical devices for measuring and tracking the phenomenon known as nocturnal tumescence are a thing of the past. It was only a matter of time before there was a FitBit for your bits. They were introduced to the market in 2021.
FirmTech offers this for $275.00.
Bill Maher talked about these on his show last week, saying some people are using it to track their partner's erections to see if they are cheating. Though, with the number of spontaneous boners men get, I don't understand how they would know it was a cheating situation.
I have a tendency to agree with Maher's reaction:
"My Boner, My Business."
And maybe he's just jacking off.
In which case, it's still his business.
What's your reaction?
7 comments:
Wait, what?
Unless you’re in a Dom/Sub relationship that’s bullshit.
XOXO
I'd say it's a waste of time and a waste of money. Besides that I know I got multiple erections at night. Enjoy the day I know for a fact!
Silly thing.
It seems these are made for the obsessives, or those with erection issues that want to monitor what is happening during the night (but really?) Cheating tracker? I think Bill Maher needs to start reading this column. Hugs and bisous.
I feel like I'm hard most of the night. My erection on waking takes forever to go down. I just walk around the flat as normal. My flatmate doesn't care - he's ex navy. He's seen it all! LOL
As far as a partner tracking your hard ons, yeah, fuck that
Très bonne sélection de beaux hommes et de leurs phallus durs et engorgés :)
L’appareil prouve seulement que l’hydraulique du phallus fonctionne bien.
-Beau Mec
Did my friends wife make this product? He cant even touch his own dick without being accused of cheating.
I would put this on a chair leg or a broom if someone gave this to me.
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