Monday, April 1, 2024

File It

 

Good morning.

I hope everyone had a lovely Easter!

Thank you for all the comments and emails. It's really appreciated.

The undesirable procedure went well and I won't have to suffer it again for two years. As most know, it's not the procedure itself, it's the prep. And this one was rough. File it under TMI.... The liquid this time was intolerable. Had a tough time keeping the first bottle down, but managed. The second, however, came back up. That made me worry they wouldn't be able to go through with it. Butt they did and things were clean as a whistle. Evidently, if you eat lightly (pasta, rice) for three days before the day of fasting - one bottle is sufficient. File it for future use.

Today is April Fool's Day. Not sure how it started, where it started, or why it started. Regardless, I wish everyone a good day.  Here's a meter to help you with today's shenanigans. 


Monday Laughs











Remember that for your next holiday dinner party!


13 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

If you ask me this will be the one day most Republicans will celebrate. What better day than April Fool's Day? Glad to hear your procedure went well and the nice one you know it's done for 2 years?

PaulMmn said...

I assume (!) that since you had surgery, the do-it-yourself kits aren't a viable option-- they want to -see- what's going on!
Glad the inspection went well.
--PaulMmn

jimboylan2 said...

For the children, Brother's Hymns include "Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear".

SickoRicko said...

Terrific bunch of chuckles! I'm glad the procedure went well.

Your French Patrick said...

I believe that the cell phone has no place at the table, but it is not a question of life and death.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a lovely Easter, you too.

uptonking said...

Loved these. Thanks for the giggles. Some really good ones. Hope all is well.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
OMG funny.

But that first fuzzy guy? Delish.

XOXO

Jean said...

God love all the signmakers/labelmakers. They are the messengers to the world that just when we think things can’t get any grimmer, they are here to give us some smirks and glee. Hugs and bisous

Ps, Glad your procedure went well. Not a process you want to be an expert in, but it sure helps the second go round.

Xersex said...

Thanks for all giggles. Have a good week!

Bruce Jensen said...

Loved the giggles. We are so glad to hear that the procedure went well. Take it easy for a while.

Bryn and Bruce

fullmoonma said...

LOL at table setting! I'll put a copy on the back of one of my kitchen cabinet doors. Makes me wonder if place settings are handed. Cup on right for right-handed persons? Given that, the cell phone location would work much better for lefties!

Best wishes as always!

Your French Patrick said...

Condom also known as Condom-en-Armagnac, is a commune in southwestern France in the department of Gers, of which it is a subprefecture.

Bisous, everybody.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - I figured it had to be a real place.... Did not suspect it was in france! Hugs and bisous.