Friday, May 8, 2026

Dudewipes




 Morning

"I read your post and had to ask. I'm a single mom with two sons and have the issue of washing the towels they use after they masturbate. How do I ask them to rinse them before putting them in the wash basket without embarrassing them?"


You mention it without laughing, without any aggravation in your tone, without any sense of accusation. "Semen stains the towels, could you rinse them out after using them to clean up?"




Or, I have a better solution for you. Buy Dudewipes, and place them in their bathroom. They'll switch to using those. They're much better than a dry towel.



One word of caution: I don't care what the package says, trust my background in civil engineering: wipes are not flushable.





25 comments:

Jacob said...

Another suggestion: Male to male bodyworkers/massage therapists use towels (white, 13x13) that are larger than wash cloths (too small for clean up of big loads) and smaller than hand towels (too big for clean up). Buy a stack of those towels for $22 and everyone will be very happy. Available online.White Classic Luxury Cotton Washcloths 13x13 Inch - 650 GSM.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Dude wipes?
We DO live in a capitalist society, after all.

XOXO

CAAZ said...

Dude wipes, 100%. Have a great weekend.

SickoRicko said...

I know the same thing: wipes are NOT flushable.

whkattk said...

A good alternative.

whkattk said...

That we do.
XOXO

whkattk said...

Damp, large enough for the job.

whkattk said...

They will snag on sewer pipes, eventually causing a clog. Plumbers are expensive.

Sean Kelly said...

Dude Wipes So SO SO NOT flushable. My last apartments sewage got backed up with those and the supposed flushable baby wipes. Lucky me, the sewages came up in my apartment. My bathroom sink looked like a swampy chocolate fountain.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! I used a t-shirt when i spilled last night. oops

fullmoonma said...

We bought a dozen wash cloths about 10" square in assorted dark colors that don't show cum stains and can just go into the wash.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn’t encourage the use of Dude wipes; they are expensive, clog up the plumbing, and are not recyclable. A stack of clean cloth washcloths is the best solution, just rinse and put in the laundry.

Daddy Scruff (Mark) said...

@Jacob I believe that is an excellent idea. Give them their own masturbation towels. I would even go a step further . This doesn't have to be a big production. (That is when the embarrassment comes in.) Casually and as a matter of factly, she should tell her sons she bought them their own towels to use for when they masturbate and make it their responsibility to do their own laundry not as punishment but for learning how to be responsible for cleaning up after themselves. If they have no shame leaving sticky towels for their mother to see they should not be so appalled by her bringing this topic up to them in a civilized adult manner. When I was 10 or maybe younger I learned how to put my clothes in the washer and dryer. And I learned how to sort them accordingly. I'm not sure how old these youngsters are but if they are masturbating they are old enough to clean up accordingly.

Daddy Scruff (Mark) said...

just also unrelated to the topic kinda : The way the guy in the last gif is masturbating is one of my favorite ways to release. I love rubbing the tip with a cloth gently rubbing up and down. feels so good also sometime doing it this way with a warm wet cloth is orgasmic also.

Anonymous said...

Hand them a stack of the cleanup towels and tell them cleanup and laundering is their responsibility now they are big boys. Do the crime, do the time.

Anonymous said...

My suggestion. Use the same one for the week, not wash the cloth. It stiffen!!! They will learn!!!

whkattk said...

Yikes! The manufacturers really need to stop the claim.

whkattk said...

I hope it was an old one. LOL

whkattk said...

Massage therapists use this --- though the good ones have them damp and warmed.

whkattk said...

I agree that is the best solution but...you know, teenagers.

whkattk said...

Material lightly across the glans is very pleasurable --- as is the same with the ball sack.

whkattk said...

Well, evidently that's what they're doing now and their mom is looking for some relief from that.

whkattk said...

It WOULD be a good lesson for their future to learn how to do their own laundry, that's for sure. And good call: Simply saying it's time to learn some "adulting."

Anonymous said...

Being essentially wet wipes, uncomfortable in Winter, unless they can be warmed beforehand. Also disposable so wasteful of resources. Cleanup towels FTW.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the yellow tie-dyed look will come back into fashion.