Masturbation Doesn't Mean

 

Okay, so I'm feeling very lazy today. But it is May. Can I use that as my excuse?

Just because it's Masturbation Month doesn't mean someone can't lend a hand.

As You Were

Thanks, Julian!

 

Did you ever take on a project and, then, the next day, think: Oh, I shouldn't have done that? No, not celebrating Masturbation Month. This:

My body aches like.... No words. 

As you were

which I hope is celebrating the month and ends with "it hurts so good" kind of pain.

Interesting Theory

 

"Since your readers and your medical advice seems to hit the nail on the head, I thought I’d run this by you so you could solve this quandary for me.  A friend of my late wife once told me that men who have more daughters than sons must have masturbated a lot.  His claim is that “nature”then thinks there is a demand for proclivity and delivers with more females to meet the demand and lesson the burden on someone shooting seed all the time(to get females pregnant and populate the earth.  Have you heard such a thing?  It sounds legit but I haven’t been able to prove him wrong yet."

Interesting theory, I suppose. But there really is no scientific or medical evidence to back it up that i can find.

Here's some of what I have found on the subject:

"The sex of the baby does depend on whether an x or Y chromosome sperm cell penetrates the egg. However, ejaculatioms - through masturbation or partnered sex - do not affect the ratio of x to y sperm cells."

The article "How to have a Boy" published in Healthline in May 2020 kind of disproves your friend's theory. The only effect of frequent masturbation may have is that more healthy sperm are contained in the ejaculate.

Any further information would be appreciated.

Readers?

Into the Weekend

Another celebration photo from Julian

 

It's Friday. We're headed into the weekend. It's Masturbation Month.

Need I say more?