Thursday, August 4, 2022

Get Used to It

"My little brother is always whacking away. He jerks it first thing in the morning, when he gets home from school he tries to hide the log in his pants and goes and jerks off. We could be watching tv with our parents and he'll just get up and go into his room. Then I hear him at night too. Even my boyfriend admits he jerks it at least twice a day. Why do guys jerk off so much? Is it becuz they get hard out of nowhere, they're horny, they're bored and want something to do?"




"Is it becuz they get hard out of nowhere? They're horny? They're bored and want something to do?"

Yes.

There's always truth behind old sayings. "Young, dumb, and full of cum" is no different. Your brother is young and the hormones are going crazy. He'll get a hard-on at the drop of a hat - no thought of sex needed.


What better way to deal with morning wood than a good stroke session? What better way to tame the beast when it's hard as nails? What better way to pass the time than kicking back and enjoying the sensations of playing and releasing a load?



I assume your boyfriend is still young, so it all applies to him, too - regardless of how many hand jobs or blow jobs you supply.

But they have nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about. It's the nature of maturing. It's good for their health, it relieves tension, it helps them relax and sleep better.

But I'll clue you in on something: They'll be masturbating the rest of their lives as long as they can still get a boner.

You may as well get used to it.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Be Cautious

 
The More You Know

Here we go again. Sheesh. No, Monkeypox is NOT a "gay disease."

"Then why are people saying it is, why is is more prevalent among "men who have sex with men"?"

Simple answer: Men are more sexually active. Single gay and bi men are more sexually active.



This brings us back to "Is there any "safe" sex?"

Yes. Masturbation.


"Is mutual okay?"

Only if you can be 100% certain the other person has not been exposed / infected.


"But, wait! I read / heard that my childhood smallpox vaccine will protect me from monkeypox. is that true?"

According to this article in the Charlotte Observer

"CAN SMALLPOX VACCINES OFFER PROTECTION AGAINST MONKEYPOX? The short answer is yes. According to the CDC, monkeypox is closely related to the virus that causes smallpox. Both the CDC and the WHO have published data showing that the smallpox vaccine is 85% effective in preventing monkeypox infection."

"What about the chickenpox vaccine? Can that protect me?"

According to this Fox43 report:

"No, the chickenpox vaccine, or a previous chickenpox infection, does not protect you from monkeypox. Monkeypox and chickenpox are different diseases caused by different types of viruses, a CDC spokesperson told VERIFY. Monkeypox is an orthopoxvirus, which is part of the same family of viruses as the one that causes smallpox. Chickenpox, on the other hand, is caused by the varicella-zoster virus — the virus that also causes shingles."

 Bottom line: Call your doctor to see if any vaccine is available in your area. If it is: Get vaccinated!




Educate yourself.

Even if you are vaccinated - be cautious.

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

My Normal

 Clean-up continues.

 The tree downed limbs are the last to go.

Then, maybe I can get back to normal. Whatever that is.












Who are we kidding? We know that right now in the height of Summer my normal is this:


Monday, August 1, 2022

Not Done

 

Voila! And just like that...

Again, I can no longer leave comments on blogs which don't use the pop-up type. The weekend was horrendous with storm after storm requiring clean-up after clean-up. It's still not done. Oy...



I could use a laugh.