All the different protests going on all over the country make me wonder if it might be time for a 50-million-person march on Washington. Say July 4th....
"I learned a very valuable lesson about eyes and cum. It not only burns, but it's a bit embarrassing to have the eye doctor ask if you "somehow got semen in your eyes?" How do you respond? "Well, doc, what can I say, I'm a shooter"?"
LOL. I guess that's one way. Unless it was a group thing and you're into bukake. But, yep, cum can cause an eye infection; typically conjunctivitis. More commonly known as Pink Eye. It's a good thing you got treated - some eye infections can lead to blindness. And, it's a good thing you were honest - according to Healthline, it can also carry STI bacteria like "chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis."
Next time? Whether it's your own or someone else's...
...flush your eye(s) with plenty of cool water.
If the redness and irritation persist, go see your eye doctor.
17 comments:
Very good advice.
Hell, when I was a kid, I got it in my hair. Right after my vision quest recovery (So, I hadn't came for four days plus a few extra to recover from the fast.) It somehow missed my eye, but I did get a lot on my chest and abs.
Thanks!
Saving up for that long will do it.
Heh
It reminds me of Coco Peru in Trick: "it burrrrnsss"
But yeah, it can get tricky. And I'm sure doctors have heard EVERYTHING, so this should not be a surprise for them...
XOXO
It seems like your fingers have plenty of germs from who knows where and it’s hard to keep your hands away from your face, so every so often you’ll pick up an infection. It’s a wonder kids don’t always have a continuous case of conjunctiviti.
In the meantime it’s a little disconcerting to check the weather, and there’s a red banner scrolling across the top about the winter storm warning….. hugs and bisous
Great advice, lol. I have had plenty of cum in my eyes over the years.
Im a shooter too...so I hate when it goes in the eyes. but over the weekend during "my time" I did however shoot a nice one right in my own mouth. But I'd say the reader had the right answer. Hey....the eye doctor asked!!!!
And if that portest takes place....IM THERE!
LOL. Yep.
I can't think it surprised that doctor since he asked, right?
XOXO
Oh, that's the truth! Hand washing is important.
Oh, no! I hope it doesn't get too, too bad. I heard KY had major floods and is now expecting the same snow storm. Stay safe, stay warm!
Hugs and bisous.
Yours or.... LOL.
LOL. I remember those days...sigh.... And, yes, evidently that doctor did ask him.
Oh, I would SO be there for that.
Projectile weapons testers are shooters too, but they take precautions to absorb the energy of the projectile before it can do damage. It's really bizarre people complaining about cum in the eye when they deliberately took no protective action, but instead glean a certain satisfaction from not doing so, so they can see the projectile heading towards their face. Perhaps a splash shield for the face would be a useful addition to a cum rag for the best of both worlds.
I love that movie and the informative conversation in the bathroom.
Reminds me of the movie "There's Something About Mary" and the hilarious "hair gel" scene with Cameron Diaz.
The use of acronyms can be quite unintentionally hilarious: whilst reading "KY" my brain was auto-correcting it to "KY Jelly".
I'm a shooter and cum in the eyes is commom, it burns a little never got problems with it
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