Thursday, September 19, 2024

Split Stream

 

Good morning.

"What's with the two streams? It's bad enough trying to aim first thing in the morning with a raging hard-on but this makes a real mess!"




I'm pretty sure all guys have experienced this at one time or another.



According to the Cleveland Clinic, if it happens all the time, it could be any number of things: urethral Stricture, Prostatitis, Meatal Stenosis (a partial blockage), Urethral Polyps. In which case, you should see your doctor or urologist.



Commonly, it's caused by a bit of semen stuck inside the urethra, or on the tip, after an ejaculation.




It can also be a bit of pre-cum that may have accompanied those nocturnal erections.

If you don't clear the urethra after you cum,

or if it's pre-cum from a nighttime boner, you can avoid the spraying, split stream by giving the very tip a gentle squeeze to open the urethra before you let loose.




19 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

I had a feeling that what it was. And I hate when it happens.

SickoRicko said...

That's one of the reasons I sit when I pee.

Rad said...

You know, if you have a raging hardon in the morning, you CAN also, like, piss in the tub / shower. Believe it or not, all those drain things are, like, eventually attached! No need to worry about precision aim or cleaning up afterwards!

Not only that, but it conserves water! As Puerto Rico has been fending off a substantial drought, one of the PSA's that none other than Ricky Martin put out was about the benefits of pissing in the shower. It saves the gallons of water one flush takes!

Anonymous said...

After I cum I tend to do a long piss to clean out the pipes. I guess all guys do this. As I always have. And if I do not, I tend to have an issue later on.

whkattk said...

It's always a bit of a surprise when it happens, too.

whkattk said...

I cannot bring myself to do that. It's like my cock doesn't understand and I can't piss until I stand. Weird, huh?

whkattk said...

I recommend the same thing when trying to piss with a boner. And, you're right: All those drains go to one main one that leads out to the street.

whkattk said...

Yup. True enopugh.

Anonymous said...

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Nothing better than mansap splooge. :)
- Praetorius

Jean said...

Probably another reason to drink plenty of water. It helps flush everything out.
Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

I always wondered about the split streams of cum in pix and vids. Is it just that a PA has been removed, leaving two holes, or something more complicated?

Anonymous said...

Not really practical if you have a boner, unless you want the walls and ceiling to be lemon Jackson Pollock.

fullmoonma said...

I've been living with this for 80 years because I've got 2 pee slits - hypospadias. After my prostate radiation my flow rate decreased, probably because auxiliary damage to my bladder, and I've been keeping a yellow mug on the toilet to pee into which contains the streams and prevents the mess. Just a tip!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Whoa. Fullmoon left me speechless.
TMYK, right????


XOXO

whkattk said...

True.... 😁

whkattk said...

That's key. Plenty of fluids, staying hydrated helps in so many different things.
Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

If one doesn't have a PA, it can be caused by 2 openings, as fullmoonma indicates (see below). But in the absence of either of those scenarios, in the instance of split cum it is most likely obstruction.

whkattk said...

Thanks for letting the OP know one more way to deal with it.

whkattk said...

It's a naturally occurring thing. Some parents will have the issue repaired in infancy. My great-nephew was born with this and it was surgically repaired when he was 2 because the surgeon assured my niece it wouldn't affect the development of his dick. He was right.
XOXO