A Solution

Good morning.

"I read all the suggestions everybody made and talked it out with my brother.  We talked about jerking off and he said when his balls really hurt a lot he can curl up and suck himself off. Now that I'd like to see. haha. I used to help before I moved out and it never bothered me to have to wash off his jizz and he said our dad never said nothing about that either. Maybe thats why our mom has a tough time. To be honest I gave him a handjob in the shower sometimes  He's going to move in but he'll have to be naked while I'm at work so he can take a pee when he needs and we'll try about getting him a assistant while I'm at work bcuz someone at my work said his disability mnoney might help pay. Tell Thanks to everybody."

I'm happy my readers may have helped you find a solution. I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

I have the best Faithful Readers!

Have a most excellent weekend.

Muddle Through

Big Whack Attack exists to help people better understand the male anatomy, how to keep it healthy and functioning. When my readers sit down and share information to help others it really makes my day.

Bob expounds on his experience in the following:

"You cannot imagine how thrilled I was when I started having morning wood again after my liver transplant. My wife is also older and, after menopause, has had little interest in sex, so stroking my dick is my sex life basically. I started jacking when I was 12 and never really worried about whether it was normal or not.  I would rush home from junior high school every day and go str8 to the bathroom to play with my dick. I had no father to show me the ropes, and my mom never uttered the word "sex" to me, so I was on my own, but did ok. I was so skinny and limber, that for a few years I could suck my own dick. That was fun too, but I really wished I had a buddy to do that for me back then. But guys back then would not even admit that they were jacking off even though we all knew that we all were, LOL.  I remember in the 8th grade seeing a big tough guy in the boys locker room showers at school who had an uncut dick. It looked really weird to me as I had never seen such a thing.  He saw me staring and started yelling at me. I suspect he felt extremely self-conscious since in the 1960's 99.9% of guys in the USA were cut. But I still had a tough time not sneaking peeks at his dick in the boys locker room. 

"I am sure you have seen and possibly experienced the fact that boys all swam nude at schools back then as well. The semester we had swim class was so terrible. I was so afraid I would get a hard on in front of the other boys at the swimming pool in gym class, and they would all call me queer. But I figured they were just as scared as me since we were all jacking off 10-15 times a week back then. I was glad the water was so cold, LOL.  One poor nerd in class then was totally awkward physically and a dolt in PE class. The poor guy walked out to the indoor swimming pool with a large rock hard cock. He tried to cover up but it was one huge dick. The guys all pointed and laughed and he ran back to the locker room and dressed and left. That poor kid. We were all sitting there shivering and hoping our dicks did not spring to life, and we should have never laughed, but we were kids with no sexual knowledge back in 1965. Today he is probably really proud of that 8 inch hard cock he has had to play with all these years."

I'll bet that sounds pretty familiar to most guys. An absent father (or essentially absent) when it came to teaching anything about cocks.

Somehow we all managed to muddle through. Now, with the ability to share information, we can help one another.

Info Searches

Searches for auto-fellatio (sucking your own cock) and auto-erotic asphyxiation (choking yourself when jacking off) have both brought recent page views. These two topics have been covered here once each (I think).

The former is pretty common - probably more common that you might think. It takes a limber body to be able to fold over like that. Having been a dancer, I can personally attest to the pleasure of it.

If you want to be able to self-suck you'll need to take Yoga or dance classes.

 But you'll have to stick with it because it takes time to limber up.

The latter, well, that's something which hides in the shadows. People don't admit to it very readily. Proponents say it makes the cock harder, thereby heightening the resultant orgasm.

Erections are a known side effect of strangulation / asphyxiation. It's the lack of oxygen that makes the cock get harder as blood rushes to organs to save them from death. 

It's the same thing with cold - the cock will retract as far into the body as it can, but it might also start to get hard to provide blood to preserve the organ.

Guys know that the harder their cock is, the more intense the sensations - particularly in the glans (the head of the penis). The more sensitive the cock, the better the ejaculation will feel when we cum.

Being alone for auto-erotic asphyxiation is not a good thing. The worst that can happen is fully depicted by actor Andy Devine in

THIS CLIP

from an episode of Game Over Man on Netflix. Erotic asphyxiation is one thing if you have a partner - a spotter - with you.

Honoring David Bowie

It was that man who brought bisexuality out of the closet to a whole generation of people. Until him, many folks I knew had never heard of such a thing! To be brave enough to share things like that, as he did, as Elton did, opens a dialogue which needs to happen.

We may be aroused by tits and pussy,

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It doesn't matter. And no matter where we fall on the spectrum of sexuality: Bi, gay, straight, solosexual, asexual, or anywhere in between on the entire spectrum, it is who we are. We should be free to express it and enjoy it.

Because sex of any (consensual) kind should be a joyous experience.

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David Bowie (nee, David Robert Jones)

January 8, 1947 - January 10, 2016.

We thank you for your openness, your honesty, we thank you for sharing your creative gifts with us.