Thursday, July 29, 2021

A Limp Dick

 

Faithful Reader, William, sent a link to an article, which I found both amusing and worth looking into.

Mark Sumner in his Daily Koss article, "Studies show COVID-19 helping to remove Republicans from gene pool in more than one way," should be quite the eye-opener for some men.

It should be self-evident that serious illness is a big boner killer. The cock has always been a great health barometer. With long-haul CV-19 symptoms, one wonders if walking from the bed to the bathroom wears a guy out...


how he could manage to get a boner in the first place.

Even to jack off.

"As Civiqs shows, Republicans are still locked into a vaccine hostile position, with 44% saying they will not take the vaccine. This number has not been dented by the delta variant surge, or by the lukewarm endorsements of the vaccine cautiously mouthed by GOP politicians. It seems that there may be nothing which will change Republicans’ minds and get them to take action that’s not only vital for the nation, but for themselves. We might as well give up and …

Oh, wait a sec … Dear Republican men, COVID-19 makes your dick limp. Please form an orderly line."





While the disinformation mill spews forth on the vaccine causing impotence and infertility, now we know it's actually the disease itself. Dr. Ramasamy was among a team of urologists who discovered not only lower sperm counts in male patients, but severe ED. As in, "no hope except going with an implant" severe.


"The suspected cause here is the same thing that is thought to be behind much of the damage COVID-19 can do to the heart, brain, and other organs—blood clots. Those clots lead to decreased blood flow. Decreased blood flow leads to...."

A limp dick.



Guys, if you're still straddling the fence, if there is no medical reason preventing you from getting the vaccine, remove your crotch from that top rail. It could do serious damage to your balls. Not to mention kill your boners.

18 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Wow! Terrific post!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I have no sympathy.
Not like I'd ever have sex with a Repug, mind you.

XOXO

paulmmn said...

Of course, people who don't believe in medical advice are a self-correcting problem... eventually.

Mistress Maddie said...

I say let them conservative asses all go limp

Hot guys said...

LMAO, I giggled at that 1st meme so HARD 😜

Surprised people are still on those toxic apps, tho 🤷‍♂️

Your French Patrick said...

I think that these risks do not affect all Covid-19s, fortunately.
Only those who are engaged in a political party.
And only in the USA.
It limits the damages. 🤣

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

paulmmn said...

I love picture close824 - the uncut cock draped nicely over a dangling scrotum.

I think it's because I was clipped as an infant and don't have a 'skin of my own to play with that I'm enamored with guys who have one.

I'm glad that modern doctors aren't as quick to clip a dick as they used to be-- and that youngsters growing up now will be able to play 'skin games with each other.

--PaulMmn

PaulMmn said...

Yet another comment--

The 'old' picture of doctors processing a row of naked young men--
It looks like the guys are all bunching up at the front of the line. I don't see how they could have avoided at least some body contact!

--PaulMmn

whkattk said...

@ MFP - 🤣🤣🤣 Hugs and bisous.

Paulmmn said...

GRINDR to memorize Bible verses....

Well, maybe not whole verses, but I can imagine cries of "OH GOD!"

PaulMmn

JeanWM said...

Great posting. Yes if they don't want to get the vaccine, then let them all go limp.

BUT: The only problem is children 12 and under who still cannot get the vaccine and more of them are getting sick now. And all of the healthcare workers who will be re-exposed to folks with Covid. This is now the "unvaccinated pandemic" but we will all be picking up the tab for them.

Hugs and bisous.

Xersex said...

grindr is for bible & pray?

whkattk said...

@ Paulmmn - LOL!!!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - You're right, of course. That's the worst part about the anti-vax population: The risk they pose to the folks who are **unable** to get vaccinated.
Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - Oh, those poor women thinking their men are saints. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Careful. Antivaxxers have a "medical reason" like your vegan friend who is allergic to every variety of animal butnot one reaction that tends to cluster with these allergies, e.g. people allergic to shellfish are often allergic to insect stings.

That is, they feel a need to call it a medical condition when it really isn't. Just find a doctor who would be operating a pill mill if he lived in Nebraska, and voila! You have a non-existent disease like vaccinosis.

And sadly, the VAERS data are worthless from an epidemiologic perspective. One must first, believe every entry on VAERS despite anonymity and every submission becoming an entry, and be willing to post hoc the entries as it MUST be the vaccine and nothing else, e.g. I had really bad vomiting after a vaccine as a kid, but my parents, reasonable people they are, chalked it up to food poisoning, which makes more sense than something injected. A VAERS report will not list other factors and in fact the reporter is already biased against vaccines.

Makes me wonder where the "I was circumcised and my penis was amputated" report goes. Unlike 90% of the things in VAERS, there are documented examples of that, and it doesn't take any imagination to draw a line from cause to effect.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm....I have two, true BLUE Democrat friends who refuse to get the vaccine because they are genuinely afraid of it. What box do we put them in?

Maybe we should put people in the vaccinated box and the unvaccinated box, and leave the name calling out of it?

whkattk said...

@ Anon, August 1, 2021 at 12:56 PM - I think we need to admit that the data shows the majority of those refusing to get the vaccination are Republicans. Depending upon the poll you see, between 37% and 42% of republicans are refusing the vaccine. Given that, we really must allow for some humor in the telling - and I do think the author was attempting a bit of satire there.