"My son got nailed for taking a leak when we were at a neighborhood park where there are no restrooms. He had show up in juvenile court because it cited 'lewd behavior.". The park cop said because he got had erection. I managed to convince the judge that at my son's age open air and a slight breeze would be more than enough to get him hard and he dismissed the charges. Did I mention there are no restrooms? But, what is "lewd" about a boner?"
First off, let me commend you for arguing about the 'lewdness' charge. Whether flaccid as an overcooked noodle or hard as a tree stump, there is nothing "lewd" about the male anatomy. It's time people learned that naked does not mean sexual. Yes, even with a boner.
lewd
adjectiveLegal Definition of lewd
So, the judge rather schooled the cop on the law. If the cop considers it indecent or offensive, the dude is being indecent and offensive every time he walks into a men's room and hauls himself out.
But, you can help your son overcome the popping up at the park when he needs to piss. You were right, his age has a lot to do with it. Rampant hormones added to the rise.
However, there is something to be said for becoming accustomed to an activity. So...have him piss outside as often as he can.
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Whoa.
That was a reach on the part of the cop. Glad the guy contested it.
XOXO
I was arrested for sunbathing nude in a non-sanctioned area and the charge was lewd conduct. I think that's a catch-all charge for exposed penis.
I just looked at the photos for lack of time, and I'm not disappointed with the ones I downloaded.
Hugs and bisous my darlings Jean and Pat.
you are a very lucky country if you're able to occupy time & $ to judge if a guy pisses with a hard cock ...
@ Six - It was a reach. A ridiculous charge. Urinating in public is typically a Misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure. XOXO
@ Rick - You probably could have contested and won.
@ MFP - At least you got something out of it. LOL
@ Xersex - Silly isn't it?
If pissing outside or exposing your dick anywhere outside your home is a crime, I'm a felon.
What a ridiculous charge,he should have just old the kid not to do it again regardless of being hard or not.Besides the male genitalia is a very beautiful thing to look at.
The cop should have just told him not to do it again regardless of him being erect.The male genitalia is quit a beautiful thing to see.
I live just in front of a nice park with trees, bushes etc. I often saw some men pissing hiding in the bushes and NEVER saw any policeman to stop them.
My park is near downtown and there are no toilets too.
This dad did well in defending his son. And, really, who doesn't like to have a boner no matter the circonstances. I'd like to be able to have a boner but at my age it never does unfortunatly.
A friend of mine took a leak in an alley in Philly last year and received a $100 fine. Mind you no one was around.
Like cops, even park police... have nothing better to spend their time on? What about a warning? Weird story.
This is interesting and good advice!
I was doing yard work one day last Autumn when mother was pushing a baby carriage down our street. She had a little boy with him; probably around 6 or 7. The house behind us has a couple of old arborvitae and a row of shabby privit along the street. I heard the mom yell out "[kid's name], where are you!" I heard a little voice yell back, "I'm PEEING!!!" and a few seconds later he zipped out from behind the arborvitae. Kudos to the mom for not scolding him for peeing in (not so) public! At least the kid had the sense to find someplace not in the middle of the street. Hell, every dog that gets walked along there does the same thing!
I think it's perfectly acceptable to piss in nature. I met a botanist down south who routinely took his morning piss on a Bird of Paradise planted in the corner of his yard; said that urine had a great pH for the plant! The plant was gigantic, so I did not doubt him!
Hell, what the f was wrong with the cop that he was offended by a kid sporting a hard cock? I am glad the father fought it. My Dad and I would go camping, get to the site, strip, and spend four ildays naked. Game wardens, local, and state police came by all the time. They didn't bat an eyelash at morning hard ons, or if my peter stood up. The "moral majority" (really a minority) has fucked us males up. The advice is good, to have the kid piss outdoors is sound.
@ Breenlantern - Me too.
@ Anon - I would have to agree.
@ JiEL - It's certainly weird. Some cops don't care, others think they have to cite every offense.
@ Maddie - Ridiculous. The cops will do that here, too, to the homeless men for pissing in public. They get tossed out of stores and restaurants - what do the cops think those men are going to do?
@ Upton - Just plain ridiculous of that cop. Especially to cite a kid.
@ Rad - I've heard the same thing said about other plants - even veggies!
@ Big Dude - As it should be!
The comments today have been really interesting to read, and I absolutely agree it's incredible that the policeman even cited this young man. I'm also glad his father stepped up for him, but there are a lot of young men who do not have fathers to do that. And they are the ones that we read about in the headlines.
hugs and bisous
I don't know what the deal with the air fryer was about. Growing up, we made french fries by baking them on a cookie sheet in the plain, old, ordinary oven.
They came out just as good as if we'd soaked them in hot grease.
--PaulMmn
That would be quite traumatizing if I had been called into juvenile court for lewd behavior. I would have been embarrassed about talking about my dick in court, especially as a teen. Glad his father was so understanding and helped defend him. I am sure he will continue to be there to encourage his son that erections happen at inappropriate times and be aware of his surroundings.
@ Jean - I never thought about the issue of no fathers to help. Excellent point and I think we do end up hearing about them in the news. Hugs and bisous.
@ PaulMmn - I've tried the bake instead of fried. It's just not the same for me. LOL
@ Gabriel - he is a very lucky young man - though I'd wager he doesn't realize it quite yet. One day, though, he'll be thankful to have had a dad like that.
During the late spring, summer and early fall I go out and piss off of my back porch into the yard when it gets dark. I am lucky to live in the country and in a semi private area.
@ Hooter - Pissing outdoors saves a lot of water here in the SW. I do wish more guys would take up the habit.
If pissing outdoors with a hard cock is a crime, then I am guilty almost every single day! And I am not getting used to peeing outside and getting no erection. I often get a hard cock when exposing my package. It just feels great whipping my manhood out and have a relaxing pee, hence my cock gets stiff, as soon as I feel bladder pressure.
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